I'm sort of offline when not at work. I don't actually own a computer. I have a laptop at work but never take it home. All my music is on CD or records. No itunes or i-anything. I'm not on Facebook or anything like that. My cell phone is a Blackberry I got at work in 2005 or 2006. At this point a battery charge lasts for a few hours of email and maybe 10 minutes of voice. I should really get a new one but I never get around to it.
I wouldn't say I'm necessarily proud of all this though. I'm just too lazy about computer/phone stuff.