Even as we speak Simon Galley and his war room staff( It's a bit like the war room in Dr Strangelove - I know as I have been to Mobberley) are sticking Union Jack flags in all the states where he has conquered the market and a very big union Jack Flag is in his hand which is poised over Rochester and I don't mean the small town in the English county of Kent

Sounds far fetched but both Romney and Obama are in daily contact with him. Despite Ilford's open communication policy, he can't tell you this as he has been sworn to secrecy for the time being but I am under not such constraint from the CIA. It doesn't even know of me. Well, not until now


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