Right as I saw this post, I was going over a craigslist post in my area for some darkroom equipment. An enlarger, some trays, a print dryer, blah, blah. $250, so needless to say, a little over-optimistic. Then at the bottom, in parentheses:
(Will trade for handgun)
Whatever floats your boat, I suppose. IMHO, 35mm is better than a 9mm.