Actually Stone, I would be happy to teach someone how to do it for $1M. But, I would not produce any commercial runs and the lab would have to be set up beforehand with equipment and chemicals to my specification. That latter would not be included in the $1M of course, or I would spend the $1M myself just setting up!
You understand that, right?
Edit: After seeing all the hype about tax increases in 2013, I would like to add that the $1M that I would get would be after taxes.
You understand that as well, right?