These three men were sitting on a bench in front of the nursing home talking about growing old. The first one says "Well it isn't so bad but I have trouble urinating. Me plumbing just ain't what it once was. The second man says "Yep, I have the same problem with my bowels. I don't know why, but they don't work like they once did." The third man says "Well, fortunately I don't have those problems. Every morning about 6 o'clock I pee like a race horse. And every morning about 6:30 I crap like an elephant. The main problem is I just don't seem to be able to wake up before about 9 o'clock."

So buy this camera, please. You'll help society and possibly yourself someday. I'll donate part of the paltry proceeds to church and they'll in turn use some of that money to buy alarm clocks for nursing homes.

Jon