hey art, it's ok :- ( just kidding:-)
i did a look around and there are scads of those rascals out there...
...but none that generated that marvelous yarn-spinning, belly aching, yucking it up, grand jon goodman humor...mark twain is chuckling at all this somewhere...
...oh, jon...i have been regrettably, remorsefully and ridiculously late in expressing my enjoyment, edification and enlightenment from the many, many, many, (did i say many??), many verbally illustrative, amusing, remarkable, and vastly entertaining sagas accompanying the gear-for-sale posts..gotta go & check the apug classifieds!!!
breathe, relax and enjoy.
smiling gecko, aka kenneth