Quote Originally Posted by jnanian View Post
just shrug your shoulders and make believe you don't understand a word they are saying.
and if they don't relent, blurt out nonsense from a restaurant menu ..
That should be interesting...

"Bacon, eggs and toast, four ninety-nine; hamburger, fries and a Coke, five ninety-nine; chocolate pudding, two fifty; T-bone steak, baked potato and salad, twelve ninety-nine...."

They'll either back away slowly looking at you funny, or just leave to get something to eat.