[Old-N-Feeble]

I would have posted something similar, but recently I got spanked by one of the distaff APUG members.

I'm not embarrassed to admit that I enjoy a good spanking now and then. No harsh chemicals involved though... and nitrile gloves are always a good idea for safety. Protect yourself from bad stuff... and always wash thoroughly.

Seriously, there are surely things we don't know yet about many chemicals that are seemingly relatively safe.