rcam72: "Do pagan chickens observe the holidays?" I don't know if pagan chickens observe the holidays but I can tell you that my pagan chicken ornament has been observed, with many humorous reactions. When people first see it their heads tilt sideways with a puzzled look on their face and then they burst into laughter or at least a chuckle.
Shawn: "And I bet it lights up and crows at just the right moment, too." Please see my reply to Fred's comment.