There's gotta be someone here at work with a Dremel I can borrow. I'm not allowed to bring cameras into the building, so I only bring unrecognizeable or obviously disabled parts. I had the mystery lens and a 12" Metrogon in (to measure stuff with a digital depth gauge).
I've been involved in some screwy drill press abuse. I worked somewhere we wound electrical coils, ground ferrite ceramic and mixed epoxy all on the same ugly drill press. Someone changed the belts/pulleys to high speed and the guy mixing epoxy came back to finish HIS job. The $200/gallon can of epoxy flew against the wall :O).