All of these puns are udderly ridiculous. One must be careful with puns, the steaks are too high. Fortunately I have seen no bull so far. Perhaps Sean should beef up the server's de-fences against pun-related silliness. After all, cow puns are inherently grazist, which when herded together cud be a problem, though not likely in Cattle-onia. To kill all the puns in this thread, one would need moo-clear weapons.

Do not think me a cow-ard for being all punned out, though I've just grazed the surface of what's possible. That puts me in a bad moo, as I should be able to ruminate about a few more puns. But feel free to milk the cow puns for all they're worth. Moo-ving right along...