The one known as Pinky. Who scratched his inch and could never forget it. The one who charged by the inch and nearly starved. Who said he'd go to great lengths, but that was way beyond him. Whose customers would get upset because he was short with them. Who tried to hang out in strip clubs, but physically couldn't.
You know, that guy.
I do use a digital device in my photographic pursuits when necessary.
When someone rags on me for using film, I use a middle digit, upraised.