Well this is hawkward, wren threads go to the birds. Hawkward but dovely. Toucan play at this game. Owl mean, geese, guys, these puns are funny, don't you think? I mean, bird puns are the best puns I wrencon I've feather seen.

I will now sparrow you from more bird puns from me. I would say, however, that APUG has some of the most talonted punsters around.