How about this:

My dog puts nose prints on my windows and this is nose art.

A kid plasters paint on paper and this is kid art.

Farah Fawcett strips nude, covers herself in paint and rolls around on a big canvas, This is boob art.

A guy throws paint into the air and an aircraft propeller fires it onto a canvas and this is propeller art.

A guy paints soup cans really big. This is Warhol art.

A guy drapes fabric for miles across the countryside. This is landscape art.

Two lesbians make love on a pedestal. This is performance art.

A guy welds chunks of metal together. This is metal art.

I'm still thinking perhaps I'd rather be a craftsman.

How about craftsmanship + marketing = art

Michael McBlane