Here is a Still-life I took to use up some film and I have been told it 'looks a bit RUDE' -- I was innocent at the time of taking ---

Still-Life by pentaxpete, on Flickr
Hasselblad 501CM + 180mm f4 CFi Sonnar T*, 2002 outdated Fuji NPC 160 film rated 100 ASA, processed myself in C41, Bowens Flash + reflector, Epson 1650 flatbed scanner, Vuescan, PhotoShop 7