Quote Originally Posted by MatthewDunn View Post
My advice about Seattle is always the same...get on the interstate and head south. When you see signs for San Francisco, get off, grab a beer and relax. For the uninitiated, that big yellow thing in the sky is what we call the "sun."
Many years ago at a different job I distinctly remember walking out of the building headed home for the day when I heard a young lady behind me muttering sarcastically under her breath to no one in particular,

"So THAT'S what stars look like up close..."