sorry, but it seems you've got a fake Lomo! May be it was Leicas revenge on the fake Leicas from Russia! Claire has got some good ideas, while not very stylish. Imagine, what would Vivian Westwood do? She might take an empty (maybe not empty) toilet paper roll, adjust the diametre, add some cloth to the outside cut it to a crazy shape - and you would own a Lomo a la carte!
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