Success!

ic, you got me very close, but it still didn't work. The manual neglects to tell the poor user that you must hit the "continue" option between two crucial steps or it just doesn't work. I admit to being somewhat dyslexic when it comes to manuals (seriously! it's no joke) but this manual is really one of the worst.

However, all's well that ends well. Thanks to all for your efforts. A special thanks to ic for encouraging me to focus on being meticulous in following the procedure. It is too bad that all of you can't be here. We could crack open a bottle of ... something... and measure some negatives!!!