No rain storms, wind storms, ice storms, snow storms, lightening, thunder, hail, tornados, typhoons, hurricanes, floods, iced-over roads, avalanches, downed trees, power outages, landslides, earthquakes, collapsed infrastructure, sunken ships, sunken floating bridges, or sky-darkening plagues of locusts.

At least today.

But this IS the Pacific Northwest. And tomorrow is another day...