One of the reasons for photography is to communicate. We think you will communicate better and sell more prints if you avoid gutter talk. We cannot believe your mother did not teach you better manners. We would think someone with prints in a public gallery would want to show at least a modicum of class. Just suggestion under "presenting my work to the public."
I hope you're trying to be witty, otherwise this comes across as sanctimonious claptrap. And who is the royal "we"...?