I am now perplexed. MikeK has joinded into the conversation. MikeK is from the UK originally. From this point on, I needed a translator. they were defiantely not speaking any version of English I knew. The only thing I clearly understood was when they said masturbate (sorry that was what they said) Ok not going to touch that one either.
Try having a bunch of them as relatives....

Seriously, I have no idea what my father-in-law says 90% of the time....

Good to hear that Les is o.k.