Quote Originally Posted by Struan Gray
You lot are hopeless. The perfect opportunity for a group of northern APUGgers to descend on the hapless Nico and drink his cellar dry, and instead you're all inviting him to come the other way for a weekend of gloomy fog and warm bitter.

Villa Saraceno, or The Glum Bastard Inn, Grimholme? Tough choice.
Struan, you miss the point. We're inviting Niko to Yorkshire. We didn't say we'd be there...

Oh yes, he'll be returning home to a dry cellar all right!

What do you mean this isn't a PM?! Curses, foiled again!

Bob - I think you'll find you'll get further with a disdainful look and a 2 by 4 than with a disdainful look alone!