Quote Originally Posted by Mick Fagan
If you were using a monopod you could refer to it as being "a one eyed, one legged, purple people eater".

I know don't give up the day job.

If you think sneezing into dust mask is bad, try a motorcycle helmet in the middle of a race on a race track, don't ask how I know.

My wife did the "Nasel Mt. Vesuvius" into a full face motorcycle helmet once. From what she tells me (I wasn't there), it wasn't a pretty sight...