There was an old man who printed a fly.
I dunno why he printed that fly,
Perhaps he'll die.

There was an old man who printed a spider,
That managed to wriggle inside his enlarger.
he printed the spider to cover the fly.
But I dunno why he printed that fly -
Perhaps he'll die.

There was an old man who printed a bird;
How absurd, to print a bird!
he printed the bird to cover the spider
That managed to wriggle inside his enlarger.
he printed the spider to cover the fly.
But I dunno why he printed that fly -
Perhaps he'll die

There was an old man who printed a cat.
Imagine that, he printed a cat.
he printed the cat to cover the bird ...
he printed the bird to cover the spider
That managed to wriggle inside his enlarger.
he printed the spider to cover the fly.
But I dunno why he printed that fly
Perhaps he'll die

There was an old man who printed a dog.
What a hog! To print a dog!
he printed the dog to cover the cat...
he printed the cat to cover the bird ...
he printed the bird to cover the spider
That managed to wriggle inside his enlarger.
he printed the spider to cover the fly.
But I dunno why he printed that fly
Perhaps he'll die.

There was an old man who printed a goat.
and had to give the paper a second coat!
he printed the goat to cover the dog ...
he printed the dog to cover the cat.
he printed the cat to cover the bird ...
he printed the bird to cover the spider
That managed to wriggle inside his enlarger.
he printed the spider to cover the fly.
But I dunno why he printed that fly
Perhaps he'll die.

There was an old man who printed a cow.
I don't know how he printed a cow!
he printed the cow to cover the goat... he printed the goat to cover the dog...
he printed the dog to cover the cat...
he printed the cat to cover the bird ...
he printed the bird to cover the spider
That managed to wriggle inside his enlarger.
he printed the spider to cover the fly.
But I dunno why he printed that fly
Perhaps he'll die.

There was an old man who printed a horse -
he used Sean's enlarger of course.