Throw a little match on some kindling in the morning...take the kids to the year-end tournament for their peewee basketball league...come back and find a nice blaze going...

I was in the middle of trying to reply to this when I left-clicked my mouse and lost 20 minutes of typing...so I'll try again...

Many folks directed comments at me, so I'll try to respond to each in reverse order with individual replies with quotes. That will keep me from losing the whole shooting match at once again...