Not to belittle you problem, but this could save you all that money on that Holga that you were planning to buy.
Besides that, what's with all the sharpness fetish anyway. Sally Mann and others have headed back from that elitist F64 club started by Adams et all, and now is showing a lot of disdain for sharpness.
Do we really need all that realism in the world today.
Noblebeast, perhaps you are on to something and don't recognise it's benefits.
Maybe you are a trendsetter and just didn't realize it.
Maybe this is the "next big thing" and everyone will think you are a genius.
So, go ahead align your enlarger, buy a sharp lens, and watch fame and fortune go swirling down the drain.
Just a thought