Just today I spoke to an old friend's daughter who is taking her first college photo/darkroom course. She needed some advice on getting a camera repaired. I offered what advice I could, but all I could think about was how I could glom onto her student discount for paper and chemistry.

Me, a middle aged man looking to take advantage of a young coed with only one thought in my mind. I feel so dirty. How long can it be before I've sunk to lurking in the shadows of local schoolyards propositioning students for their 20% off on Dektol and boxes of Ilford MG FB?