ITAH? Tachihara 4x5-3 or 4 times. Kodak 2D 8x10-once. The most common question on the 2D is if I use flash powder. They seem disappointed that I do not.
Most of these questions are with the best of intentions, and I am very tolerant and forthright to genuinley interested people.
I did hear a guy with a D Rebel tell a bytander that his camera had "600mp"
and exceeded my 8x10 by a wide margin. Tommy5c was nearly peeing his pants as I pretended to be working on the other side of my camera and slowly counted to 10. The trend is for these guys to come out with a tele lens ("to get rid if that distracting foreground") and snap about 400 shots of a sunset (handheld).