I'm giddy as a school girl. Can't wait to get it in my hands.
As for my cracked finger tips... I do wear gloves. And I actually have stuff from the chemist for it, something with a chem-type name and a tub of some awful stuff that's got something tar in it. Yuck.
I think my fingers say, "hey, were in that alkaline room again... we're just gonna crack up right now!!!"
Mind you, I'll be gettin' some of everything you said: crack creme, bag balm and cocoa butter (although my daughter will probably try to lick it off). I used cocoa butter on my belly when I was pregnant. I have NO stretch marks anywhere. If I rub it on my husband, will he stop snoring?
I already tried udder creme.... my fingers laughed it right off.