Donald wrote:

Do you think that if I bought one of these lenses that it will give me an excuse to go to the door dripping wet to meet the Fed Ex guy. I get so lonely at times...

Donald, at the age that you advertise yourself, I think it is almost expected that you greet people that way occasionally. Besides if anyone objects you can just use the "absent minded" card.

By the way, once you have stockpiled all that Hasselblad equipment feel free to send it to me.