Quote Originally Posted by bmac
wearing a pair of shorts and a plaid shirt...
Have you looked at the effects that plaid have on some people? I remember years ago I was out for a drink with some friends in a small pub north of Toronto, it was the middle of winter here and so I had on my regulation Canadian plaid shirt. A young lady approached me and after introducing herself (she had just flown in from Britain that day), demanded to know if I was a real Canadian Lumberjack. After picking my friends up off the floor and calming down the laughter we spent the next half hour assuring the young lady that I was not insulted and she hadn't made a fool of herself.