Hmm. UKP 201 plus VAT delivered and its basically unusable. And there were two other bids; didn't check, though, to see how many bids you placed.
Jim's right, you have it bad. You need the one-step cure. Just say NO!
If I were you I'd invoke the 7 day money back offer.
On the other hand, if you keep it you'll have a story to tell for the rest of your life. That wouldn't be worth the money to me, but you might find it so.
Good luck, have fun,