Quote Originally Posted by Terence View Post
Fine art photography = Phi * $10 * (((# of "art" classes taken)^(# of non-art friends the "artist" has)) * (# of times "artist" mentions "vision" in their artist's statement) * (# of times per day "artist" says people don't understand "art") )/((average edition size) *(# of "fine art" photos "artist" has actually sold)*(# of shots per film type used))

Phi = "Fineness Factor"
= 1 for digicrap
= 2 for "traditional" color
= 3 for "silver gelatin" B&W
= 4 for "archivally toned" B&W
Finally, something that makes some sense!!!