Matt, I'd be indebted to you if you could enquire -

a) What (if anything) they've been and gone and done to Aculux 2?!
b) Why?
c) Will the unadulterated item still be available?

If the studio light doesn't do the trick, try sticking their thumbs in a Manfrotto tripod head (works a charm when I do it to me! )

Yours, on tenterhooks,