As a NYC bachelor, I find it advantageous to have my freezer filled with film. That way I can show it to potential girlfriends and say, "Look. There isn't any room in there for heads or limbs. I can't possibly be a psycho killer."
I think I'll try this as a pick-up line.
"The secret to life is to keep your mind full and your bowels empty. Unfortunately, the converse is true for most people."