Wait just a minute there, guys and gals.

Here it is -- May 11 -- and today marks 131 days since I have eaten a morsel of food. No joke! Another crazy liquid protein diet. Not even an oyster cracker. Hope to go several more weeks. Lost more than 75 pounds so far.

Come to think of it, maybe a nice photo of my glass of Optifast or Slimfast?

Would that count? It's my version of mealtime. Of course, I have been known to take the wife to lunch or dinner while I knock back a Diet Coke (allowed). But photographing food while starving goes above and beyond the ordinary, I think.

Perhaps a photo of the protein powder before it is mixed with water?

Oh, the possibilities are limitless.....