There was a really cool camera out there whose name I think was something like Syvestia. The body was little more than a clamp for the film back and lens board. It had handles on either side and a mount for a view finder.
I thought it was a great idea. It would seem to me a that modifieng a plastic holga would be easier, but Holga's are such crap and the lens would probably be sharper sans elements.
Hope your feeling better and home soon.