It's locker room comments like this that scream APUG is only for the straight male ...
I do, in fact, have a rather large banana. Actually, I bought several of them at Safeway today. I am male and straight, they are undetermined and slightly bent.

Now, what was the topic again?

Oh yeah, the traveling camera. I'm looking forward to finding it in the mail soon. I think I will take a picture of 5 bananas on September 7th and kill two birds with one stone .