I know no one will believe this but my wife will tell you it's true.

Last summer we spotted three of the great ghastly things in a row. They were all set up on the tripod things and pointing at a lake with mountains in the background. There were men under them as well, heads all covered with black clothes. (What does that tell you!) Frightened the wife to bits. I'm a strong man but I was terribly shocked and frightened myself.

What can be done?