Once upon a time in a land far away.... Oh...no wait... that was something else. Er...You know every time I see those things it irks me that they are written in 3rd person. Especially if somewhere the person loses track & includes a statement in first person. "Mr. X enjoys loading film and taking pictures. His unique style is influenced by his interaction with Captain Kangaroo when he was a child....I hope you enjoy this site and buy my pictures." ARGHHH!!!!!
In short, Brian, whatever you write...write it well!