Many years ago I would drive through Staunton (pronounced Stanton) from Newport News, VA to Glenville WV to see my folks. There is an old tale about a professor who had a flat tire just outside the fence. He set out to change to the spare. It was near dark and he lost the lug nuts in the tall grass. An inmate happened to be watching and suggested that the professor might take one lug nut from each of the other weels and be able to get home. The Professor expressed amazement that an inmate should have such intellect. The inmate said "I'm just crazy, not stupid."
Now I live in Tanner, WV, near Glenville.