Let me tell you about my life growing up on the farm...You know the television series "Little House on the Prairie"...well I was the brother of Laura Ingalls Wilder. They didn't mention me in that show since I was an orphan who had been captured by those heathen savages..."Indians?", you ask..."No not at all", say I it was those darned buffalo...I would have pleased had it been indians, buffalo are much worse in a lethargic sort of way.

After 23 years I escaped...and entered the first grade in school. They said I was advanced and I was so pleased. School was tough, though, walking 13 miles to get there and 15 miles to get back home...never figured that one out. Uphill both ways too. Oh well, that is why I am the way I am today...buffalo those damned buffalo.