"A model is just a clothes hanger with a pulse. Such creatures are always subordinate to the rags they're shilling, and perhaps the zombie bit is just the look de jour."

Boy if I had only known the requirements for modeling when I was young, I coulda been a star.
(imaginary scene) art director: "OK, now look awkward and out of place, good now hold it right there"
-Well I got THAT covered!