Quote Originally Posted by markbarendt View Post
My wife bought a lotto ticket Wednesday, we haven't checked the numbers yet, would you consider a trade?
Nothing personal, but why would I want a wife when I am a free agent?

I get home at night and

  1. I know when to take out the trash.
  2. I am no longer stupid.
  3. I am always right.
  4. Life is wonderful.