Quote Originally Posted by Sirius Glass View Post
Nothing personal, but why would I want a wife when I am a free agent?

I get home at night and

  1. I know when to take out the trash.
  2. I am no longer stupid.
  3. I am always right.
  4. Life is wonderful.

As long as I listen to my wife and do what she says all 4 points are true for me too.

When I listen especially well she tells me to go get the checkbook and buys me a 4x5.