I fully agree that none of the other things are related to DoF in the least, only to "apparent" DoF which is purely subjective.
Field of View is a function of format if other factors are the same, and if those factors are the same the actual properties of DoF will be identical. The subjective effect might be quite different however, say between 100mm on minox vs 8x10 inches. The minox frame will offer the same properties within a severely cropped area and appear as a compressed telephoto lens. The 8x10 will be very wide and offer the perspective of and focus characteristic of a very wide focal length. This is because the perspective of a focal length is relative to the format. Folks tend to forget this. To offer the same FoV between formats one must change the lens or distance and focus, and you are no longer comparing anything meaningful concerning DoF, not that it's overly meaningful the other way either.
The CoC for a given format ,focus, focal length, and stop allows one to calculate DoF in a practical way (there's that word again) I seldom calculate for stills because I can see it, but for motion picture where things are very fluid and judgments by eye can be very difficult I use a thing called a SamCine calculator. Basically a slide rule that allows you to calculate DoF for different format/focal/t-stop combinations using CoC as the objective criteria. Understanding the CoC implications for a chosen format is important to using the device. Where the CoC remains the same it will not have the same visual effect as a practical matter across formats, regardless of your subjectivity or objectivity, therefore CoC alone doesn't tell you anything. It's more than just about subjective/objective, it is about practical application, and there isn't some magic bullet formula that you can carry in your pocket that applies across the board. A only a working knowledge and experience can really inform. In other words, get out and shoot. A couple of exposures are worth more than all the words in this thread, mine included.