But Neil - If he doesn't visit Hayle for the pasties he will have missed a great moment in life... Better still - send him a map to go there first and then suggest he washes it all down with Doom Bar at Botallack.
Surely a little photo jaunt doesn't get any better than that! But make sure Delphine is not waiting in the wings! I have it on good authority that she might be a little partial to a little pastie or two...
Mark, agreed and especially if the so named pasties are Stoo's two
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