Quote Originally Posted by benjiboy View Post
I never cease to be amazed at human beings facility for self deception, I look foreward to Mr Bowers audition on the X Factor.
What do you think of him doing that old number from Half a Sixpence, you know that one that goes

#All lined up in a wedding group
#'Ere we are for a photograph
#We're all dressed up in a morning suit
#All trying hard not to laugh
#Since the early caveman in his fur
#Took a trip to Gretna Green
#There's always been a photographer
#To record the 'appy scene.....

#'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
#What a picture, what a photograph
#Poor old soul, blimey, what a joke
#Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke
#Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
#Bangin' on the big bass drum
#What a picture, what a picture
#Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum
#Stick it in your fam'ly album

I think he could be on a winner here...