You guys are missing the long view here. If I can't have an enlarger, what other options might I have if I wanted to produce, say, nice frameable 5x7 or 8x10 images? Hmm, I bet I can think of a way if I just put my mind to it... :-)
Get to the root cause. Why can't you have an enlarger if you can have everything else that belongs into a darkroom?