Ever heard of natural selection, greybeard?

My father used to store insecticide in soda bottles, until I pointed out how dangerous it could be to his grandchildren. He stopped doing it immediately and I now have a grandchild of my own to worry about.

But then, some people don't have kids......any more........

keeps his veins from freezing in the cold

Ah, yes---the old-fashioned alcohol-based antifreeze. Didn't know you could still get that without paying excise tax on it!